Travel Treat
As I rode the Metro last night I encountered a foul drunk. I was sitting minding my own business, listening to my discman when I felt something splatter onto my foot. I didn't really notice it at first until I felt it a second time. So, I turned around and saw a girl with her head between her knees vomiting right behind me. Instead of apologizing for puking on me, her friend just continued to sit there rubbing the girl's back, saying "It's okay, honey." No. It's not okay. This girl just puked on me. I jumped out of my seat as fast as I could, and luckily I was barely contaminated, but it didn't detract from the fact that not only was this girl up-chucking foul stomach fluids in a public place, but her friend seemed to think there was nothing wrong with the situation. They got off at Tenleytown, leaving the Metro car reeking and defaced (clearly AU students). But the part I can't comprehend is how they felt no remorse. The entire car had to endure her episode, while on the verge of vomiting themselves just from the rank smell. Yes, the girl was sick, but I can't feel sympathy for her irresponsibility with alcohol. Sleep with the dogs and wake up with flees. All I'm asking for is a simple apology from the friend or the girl for the vomit on my shoe. Or at least for one of them to have given me a head's up that she was sick, so I could have changed seats. Is that too much to ask? Now, I know we've all had a little too much to drink at some point, but an enclosed public facility is no place to let it all go. Hold that shit down for the sake of others. If not for us then for the janitor. And I thought I had it bad.

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First, I would like to say hello to Kristin's blog--longtime reader, first time commenter.
Also, I agree with everything that you said about this vomiter. What she and her friends did is seriously inappropriate. But I feel like our society is gradually becoming more tolerant of vomiting. For example, when I was in a bar in New York recently, waiting in line for the bathroom, a woman came up to me and asked to cut in line. I said no, because I was feeling very desperate myself, whereupon she threatened to vomit on me if I did not let her cut. And her friends were SUPPORTING this argument. Anyways, I didn't let her cut in line, and she didn't vomit on me, although she did curse at me repeatedly. But it definitely made me wonder what kind of person thinks that vomiting in public is some sort of acceptable practice.
kristin, jon here. blog more, so I have more to read at work. your blog is not updated often enough.
zack and jon - thanks for letting me know there are actually other people reading this blog.
jon - i do want to blog more, i just don't have the time at my new job and when i get home the last thing i want to do is turn on the computer. i'll work on keeping my fellow office friends entertained. i know how limited the choices for online activities can get.
As long as I can recall, I have been in a crisis attempting to determine what the one best day of the week is. For me, there could not be two best days of the week. I do not know why I care, or why I find it necessary to declare one single day better than all others. Because, what is a Day? It is not something tangible….
But, regardless of whether or not it made sense, I felt a need to solve this problem.
It was an obvious dispute between Thursday vs. Friday. After weighing the pros and cons, I declared “Thursday” to be the Best Day of the Week (for similar reasons that you stated…and a few more). After years agonizing trying to determine what day was is in fact the Best, I felt at ease when I finally had an answer to this annoying, irrelevant question.
But when working in Doha, Qatar this past summer, my entire WORLD was flipped upside down; bc the weekend there (and most of the middleEast) is Friday and Saturday. SO all of a sudden our Friday was there Saturday, our Saturday was there Sunday, our Sunday was there Monday…. Mondays and Sundays still sucked…(Sundays sucked even more..bc not only were they now Mondays…but, the rest of the world seemed to have off…so if I had an urgent e-mail or call to make to the states/europe for work…no one would respond bc it was Sunday and no one was at work), Fridays were basically the same--they were like Saturdays (which is not bad), Thursdays were fine—nothing to complain about. “Wednesday” (which was never even up for debate) was brought into the picture…because Wednesday was like Thursday—the day I declared as best. but wednesday was Xed bc not enough people live in the arab world. The question eventually went back to what day is better? Thursday or Friday? Aughh!@# After agonizing over this question—the same question I thought I had FINALLY solved and would never have to think about again…I once again decided that Thursday is the best day of the week… because most people in the world follow Saturday-Sunday weekend schedules…so therefore…for most people in the world… Thursday is better than Friday. And Thurday is Like Friday in the Arab world--which is a good day.
There is more, but I have a headache and am confusing myself.
TGTT - Thank God Tomorrow's Thursday
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